[ It may the case that his shoulders might never recover from this experience, but indeed, Sholmes finds it hard to care overmuch. Not because of the snowman, largest he'd ever seen or cared to see, really - but simply because this appears to be bringing Iris so much joy. (The... joy of fatherhood? Has it changed him so much?) ]
My dear Iris, given his size, the climate and the time of year - we are certainly entering the colder months - we must conclude that he will be around for some time.
[ (Perhaps not so much.) ]
Therefore!
[ he manages to do that thing with his finger he does when he comes up with an idea, and mysteriously does not lose his grip on Iris's leg. ]
A name is most certainly warranted. Perhaps we ought to name him after the King of Bohemia, due to his stature? Or have you a particular idea in mind?
this is disgusting I love it so much
My dear Iris, given his size, the climate and the time of year - we are certainly entering the colder months - we must conclude that he will be around for some time.
[ (Perhaps not so much.) ]
Therefore!
[ he manages to do that thing with his finger he does when he comes up with an idea, and mysteriously does not lose his grip on Iris's leg. ]
A name is most certainly warranted. Perhaps we ought to name him after the King of Bohemia, due to his stature? Or have you a particular idea in mind?